Product Description POPEYE – 90 Years Strong! “Yer whiskers are gone, so come on now and finish yer job. Take here some of me favourite lotion that’s been made with lots of good stuff. Slap it on yet skin like a good sailor would and get yerself ready fer skin as soft as a baby’s bottom. ” Directions for use: “When yet done with yer shave, take a good amount of Post Shave Lotion and slap it over yer clean shaven face and neck.” Features a Sandalwood fragrance. NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS!